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To: electrodude who wrote (21059)	10/30/2001 1:39:49 PM
From: electrodude	Read Replies (1) of 62592

The difference between science and engineering There was a physicist and an engineer working on a top secret time travel project. Suddenly, there was a flash of light and there before them was a very beautiful female life form. She said to them : "I have been without companionship for many years, if you can reach me, you can do with me as you wish" "However, because of the time field, every time you move towards me you will go only half that distance" The engineer then looked at the physicist and noticed he was very sad. "Whats the matter with you, this is the opportunity of a lifetime !!" The physicist replied " Don't you see, if I go only half the distance each time, I will never actually get there ! It's a hopeless situation " The physicist then asked the engineer "Why are you smiling ?" The engineer grinned and said, "Thats true, ... but I'll be close enough to get the job done

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