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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject11/1/2001 10:13:22 AM
From: electrodude   of 62592
 
Ding Dong

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight
to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a
heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100-years-old having
sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many
years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream
truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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