Chuck,
Alchohol is a BAD thing. I could have sworn that it was George Carlin who said that back in the mid-70's. I was drunk and bet on it and lost my shirt!
It reminds me of another joke:
John is a very smooth and sophisticated guy. He gets women all the time. His friend, Joe, is a drunk who never gets more than a slap for his rudeness. So Joe asks John why he is so successful. John tells him, "When you see a woman you want, ask her in a very quiet voice, 'Tickle your ass with a feather?' If she smiles, you know she is interested. If she is shocked, simply reply in a louder voice, 'Particulary nasty weather!'"
So Joe is standing in a bar filled to the gills and sees a striking blonde. "Tisd;aig yirktr asjds withohtgg a fed?"
The blonde looks at him and asks, "Excuse me?"
Joe says, "Tikl;kj assssssss fekl;kj!"
The blonde leans toward him and says, "I'm sorry, I can't understand what you are saying."
Joe tries again, "Tick;sgj aaaaasjk;k wdith feeeedjk;fdlk?"
The blonde politely says, "I'm sorry but..."
Joe blurts out "WANNA FUCK?" |
