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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23221)4/7/2002 1:50:07 AM
From: Raymond Duray   of 62558
 
Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck?

He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.

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This is "Joke Show" weekend on "A Prarie Home Companion":

phc.mpr.org

Thus, a Minnesota joke:

Ole took Inga home with him and took off his shirt.
Inga says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare."
Ole says, "Inga, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."
Next he took off his pants.
Inga says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare."
Ole says, " Inga dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."
Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants.
Inga screamed and ran out the door.
Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her.
Catching her, Ole said, "Inga, viy did you run out like dat?"

Inga said, "Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas!
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