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To: TigerPaw who wrote (25338)	10/31/2002 10:23:52 PM
From: SOROS	of 62558

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer? A: Chelsea. Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish? A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between a Democrat politician and a leech? A: A leech quits sucking your after you die. Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence Q: Why do the Kennedy's cry during ? A: Mace Senator Kennedy was out stumping for votes, as he began to speak a heckler kept shouting, "I'm a Republican!" Kennedy addressed the heckler, "May I ask why you are a Republican?" The heckler replied, "My grandfather was a Republican, my father was a Republican and I am a Republican! Kennedy retorted, "If your grandfather had been a jackass, and your father had been a jackass, what would you be?" The heckler replied, "A Democrat!"

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