OT: Blonds are smarter than that. Proof...
A bartender is sitting behind the counter on a typical day, when
the door bursts open and in come 4 exuberent blondes. They come up to
the bar, order 5 bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!!!"
Soon 3 more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting
grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!!!" Two more blondes show up and
soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days,
51days!!!"
Finally the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She
walks over to the table, sits the picture in the middle and the table
erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
exchanging high fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!!!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over
to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's
puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit,
the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and
celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought a puzzle and put it
together. The side of the box says 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days.
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