Did you hear the one about the duck that went to the movies?
It seems that a young man had a pet duck that enjoyed movies and movie popcorn. Unfortunately, no pets are allowed so he had to smuggle the duck into the movies inside his trousers. Normally, this was not a problem as he always went to the late shows, but this particular show was very crowded, and as luck would have it, two attractive ladies sat down next to him.
Even though it was crowded in the movies, after the lights went out the young man unzipped his fly to let the duck stick his head out and enjoy the show.
After a few minutes, one girl said to another, "Hey, this guy next to us has got his pants unzipped!" To which the other girl replied "so what? If you have seen one, you've seen them all." To which the first girl said, "Yea, but this one's eating my popcorn." |
