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Microcap & Penny Stocks : PanAmerican BanCorp (PABN)
PABN 0.000010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST

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To: ISOMAN who wrote (25880)2/17/1999 10:14:00 PM
From: JCNelson  Read Replies (1) of 43774
 
I don't post a lot and I have no news to shares.So for all of you here, have a few laughs on me.....

SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE

SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY

DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = AFFAIR

DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = MARRIAGE

SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFITS

SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION

DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION

DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME

A MAN WILL PAY $2.00 FOR A $1.00 ITEM HE NEEDS.

A WOMAN WILL PAY $1.00 FOR A $2.00 ITEM THAT SHE DOES NOT
NEED.

A WOMAN WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL SHE GETS A HUSBAND.

A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A WIFE.

A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE
CAN SPEND.

A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS ONE WHO CAN FIND SUCH A MAN.

TO BE HAPPY WITH A MAN, YOU MUST LOVE HIM A LITTLE AND
UNDERSTAND HIM A LOT.

TO BE HAPPY WITH A WOMAN YOU MUST LOVE HER A LOT AND NOT TRY
TO UNDERSTAND HER AT ALL.

MEN WAKE UP AS GOOD-LOOKING AS THEY WENT TO BED.

WOMEN SOMEHOW DETERIORATE OVERNIGHT.

A WOMAN MARRIES A MAN EXPECTING HE WILL CHANGE, BUT HE
DOESN'T.

A MAN MARRIES A WOMAN EXPECTING SHE WON'T CHANGE, BUT SHE
DOES.

MARRIED MEN LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE MEN, BUT MARRIED MEN ARE
MORE WILLING TO DIE.

ANY MARRIED MAN SHOULD FORGET HIS MISTAKES. THERE'S NO USE
IN TWO PEOPLE REMEMBERING THE SAME THING.

A WOMAN HAS THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT.

ANYTHING A MAN SAYS AFTER THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW
ARGUMENT.

JCNelson
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