I thought this was pretty funny in an equal opportunity kinda way:
HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
* One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK
* hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: NEW JERSEY
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON
* One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
* One hand on 12oz double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and
both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS
* Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
* One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS |
