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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SofaSpud who wrote (28088)6/3/2003 4:47:01 PM
From: Doug Coughlan   of 62585
 
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the cat shoots back in the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting the driver to know that the house would soon be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard !!"
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