Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important
their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room everyone calls him "Father"
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace"
The third Catholic woman says smugly,
"Well, not to put you down but, my son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence".
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied, male stripper.
With a 10 inch penis.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God!'. " |
