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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tadsamillionaire who wrote (29258)9/5/2003 10:58:19 PM
From: The Philosopher   of 62563
 
That third one's not a joke -- it's reality. A joke thread is the wrong place for it.

OJ:

A man and his wife were seated in front of a television, watching a faith
healer perform miracles. The healer addressed the TV audience, and asked
any that were ill to come closer to their set. He instructed them to place
one hand on the TV and the other on the area that ailed them, and he would
attempt to heal their ills from the television studio.

The couple carried a pair of chairs from the dining room and sat close to
the TV. The wife placed one hand on the TV near her husband's and the other
on her stomach, while her husband laid his free hand in his lap.

She peered over her reading glasses at her husband, with a skeptical
expression on her face, and said sweetly, "Why not give the poor man a
chance, dear? He said he would try to heal the sick, not raise the dead."
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