I was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, I lost my wallet with all identification. Cutting my trip short, I attempt to make my way home but was stopped by a Customs agent at our border.
"May I see your identification, please?", asks the agent.
"I'm sorry Sir, but I lost my wallet", I replied.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border", says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" I exclaimed. "I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one ass cheek and a picture of George W. Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see", replies the agent.
With that, I drop my pants and bend over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!", exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Massachusetts."
"Thanks", I said, "but how did you know I was from Massachusetts?"
The agent replies, "I saw the picture of Ted Kennedy in the middle." |
