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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject10/30/2003 8:40:14 AM
From: Bob DeNuto   of 62563
 
Two women who were best friends were having a "girls night out" They were having lots of fun drinking their bacardi wine coolers and stuff and realized that it was late and they better get home before their husbands got worried about them. They were on their way home (drunk from the wine coolers) and had to pee. There was nowhere decent to stop and go. So, they saw a graveyard and decided to go there behind a tombstone.

After they had went, they realized they did not have any toilet paper, so one woman said, "Well, I guess I could use my panties to wipe with and then throw them away." The other one said, "You go ahead, but mine came from Victoria's Secret and they were too expensive." So, she reached over and grabbed a ribbon off of a wreath from someone's grave and used it to wipe with.

The next morning one husband called the other husband and said, "We are going to have to put a stop to these damn girls nights out" The other one said, "Why do you say that?" "Because my wife came home last night without ANY UNDERWEAR ON!!!" "Well you think that's bad, (the other one said) my wife came home with a card up her ass that said, "From all of us at the fire department, we will never forget you!!!"
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