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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (29759)11/8/2003 8:01:18 AM
From: John Carragher   of 62564
 
The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a
huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"


I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."



"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I Tripped
over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old
man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came
boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you
one wish."

I said, "No shit?"



God Bless America !!!
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