SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Knighty Tin who wrote (30545)2/5/2004 2:14:29 PM
From: SteveJerseyShore  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
Work for Halliburton;

We need a few brave men to help us liberate Iraq (of its OIL, that is!). Come on boys - lets drill some holes!.

Requirements:
- willingness to be used as target practice by Ba'ath die-hards, Ansar-Al-Islam, Al Qa'eda, Shia dissidents, angry farmers, etc. etc. etc.
- ability to say "Do not kill me! I am a Canadian!" in arabic and farsi.
- pre-existing life insurance policy a MUST!

To apply, please send a letter of application, resume, salary history and references to:

Dick Cheney, de facto CEO,
Halliburton

NO EMAILS. NO PHONE CALLS.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext