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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Shihchung Diana Shiue who wrote (307)11/12/1996 9:57:00 PM
From: Prasanna L Soni   of 62592
 
This old fella in his 90s is at his physicians for a routine physical. He
happens to be married to a 20-something female who is pregnant. The old
guy is pretty proud of that and making quite an issue of it.

The physician looks at the old man and says, "Let me tell you a story".

"An old senile gentlemen was going hunting one day. Instead of grabbing
his gun, he grabs an umbrella. While in the woods,
a bear comes charging at him. He raises his umbrella, shoots, and kills
the bear".

The gentlemen looks at the physician and states, "That's not true, somebody
else fired the shot!"

The physician said, "Exactly".

{:o)

A couple were in the hospital ready for the delivery of their new child.
The doctor approached the couple to inform them that a new device had been
invented to help the mother with the deliver. The device could divert pain
from the mother to the father. To help his wife, the husband agreed to try
thedevice.

At the beginning of the delivery, the doctor set the device to divert 10% of
the wife's pain to the husband. The husband said he couldn't feel anything,
so the doctor upped the device to divert 20%. Still the husband felt
nothing so the doctor upped it to 50%. The husband said it still didn't
bother him so they diverted 100% of the wife's pain to the husband. The
wife at this point was feeling no pain and had a very comfortable delivery.
The husband was surprised by the experience and felt that the complaints by
the women were overrated as he had felt virtually nothing throughout the
delivery.

The next day, when the couple arrived home, they found the mailman dead on
their front step.
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