TALES OF DWIs
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a
sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are
on his tail.
His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't
worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out
perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each
stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the
seat, and let me do the talking."
They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind
of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks
him, "Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, sir," the driver replies.
"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you sure
you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks.
"Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink
tonight."
"Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those
things on your foreheads?"
"That's easy, Officer," says the drunk. "You see, we're both
alcoholics, and we're on the Patch!"
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