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To: Rich Dee who wrote (3237)	9/10/1997 6:14:00 PM
From: Zencone	of 62581

The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary 11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome. 10> Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet. 9> The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price. 8> Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute! 7> Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters. 6> Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole. 5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes! 4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days! 3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes. 2> Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars. 1> Seventh day: rested. [ This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc. ] [ The Top Five List top5@walrus.com topfive.com ] [ To forward or repost, please include this section. ]

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