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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jerry Rosenberg who wrote (328)11/16/1996 4:44:00 AM
From: Craig Gantner   of 62578
 
Ollie and Lena are getting on in years and decide to take a little vacation
to the gulf coast. Lena is a little hard of hearing, but Ollie's eyesight is
not so good anymore, so Lena does the driving. On the way through
Iowa, Lena must have been going a little bit fast because she gets
pulled over by the Iowa State Patrol. The trooper approaches the car
and leans in the window and says:
"Good morning m'am, seems you were exceeding the posted speed
limit."
Lena turns to Ollie and says:
"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
Ollie shouts back:
"HE SAYS YOU WAS SPEEDIN !!"
The state trooper continues:
"I'll need to see your drivers license, m'am."
Again, Lena turns to Ollie and says:
"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
Ollie yells:
"HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE!"
So Lena hands him her license. The trooper takes a look at it and
mumbles:
"Minnesota, huh? I went out with a girl from Minnesota once! Worst
piece of ass I ever had!"
Lena again turns to Ollie and again asks:
"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
Ollie leans over and shouts
"HE SAYS HE KNOWS YA !!"

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