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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Rich Dee who wrote (3377)10/2/1997 9:49:00 AM
From: Rich Dee   of 62562
 
Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a
few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning
blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

One said to the other "That there gal is having a bad time!" The
other agreed and said, "Think we should go help?" "You bet," said the
first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you breathe??"

She shook her head no. He said, "Can you speak??" She again shook her
head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt.
So shocked was the young woman that she coughed up the obstruction and
began to breathe, with great relief.

Back to his friend, he said "Funny how that hind lick maneuver always
works."
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