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To: ManyMoose who wrote (3384)	10/3/1997 9:07:00 AM
From: tech	of 62562

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THESE VIRUSES JOHN BOBBIT VIRUS Removes a vital part of your hard disk then reattaches it. (But that part will never work again) OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB OLLIE NORTH VIRUS causes your printer to become a paper shredder. KEVORKIAN VIRUS helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

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