"Extramarital affair"
A man was cheating on his wife for the past several months when his wife, who had suspected that he was engaging in 'extracurricular activities' confronted him. The man confessed.
"I'm sorry honey, I don't get much out of sex with you."
After some discussion, the man stated that the main reason was probably that she didn't moan during sex. The wife forgave him and said that she would try to make the sex better.
That night, they went into the bedroom and started caressing each other.
"Should I moan?" asked the wife.
"No, honey", said the man, "Not yet."
They got undressed and started heavily fondling each other.
"Now should I moan?" asked the wife.
"No, not yet." said the man.
After a bit more of forplay, they start having sex.
"Should I moan now?" asked the wife.
"Yes, yes", said the man, "do it now."
"The mortgage is late, the house needs painting", moaned the wife, "the kids are doing terrible in school, the lawn needs to be cut...." |
