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To: Walt Gillespie who wrote (3496)	10/11/1997 8:28:00 PM
From: long-gone	of 62589

Walt, this same Texan got to heaven and was met at the gates by Saint Peter himself- saying" we don't get many from Texas here so we fixed the place up for you". So the tour was begun: Saint Peter saying " here we have your blue bonnets" the Texan jumps in, "Thanks for the effort,but you should see the blue bonnets in summer in the Hill Country..." Saint Peter Shows him a patch of Gulf Red Clover gleeming about how hard it saw to make i grow on a cloud. The Texan can only respond that no where has Red Clover like the Gulf of Texas(others know it as the Gulf of Mexico). Saint Peter is Angry,the thought that anywhere might be better than Heaven. He takes the Texan to the very Gates of HELL,opens them,and says "Do you have anything like THAT in Texas"? All the Texan could say was "No,Sir"!! With that The Gates were again slammed shut. They took two steps away, and Saint Peter was greated with the comment,"But back home in Midland we have an Good Ol' Boy who can put out that pesky fire for you". Richard

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