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To: Jagfan who wrote (354)	8/10/2004 4:55:49 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	of 1755

Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall Opera Barbie ...complete with the horns and the brass brassiere Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section Forrest Gump Ken ...pull his string and he complains for two and a half boring hours Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included Samuel L. Jackson Ken ...he'll get medieval on you Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos Fat Barbie ...in the following three varieties: Big Butt Barbie, Love Handles Barbie, More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book Barbie Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua! Politically Incorrect Barbie ...pull the string and she loudly blurts all your favorite racial slurs Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart Tattoo Barbie ...with tattoos you can apply! Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

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