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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ross who wrote (3586)10/23/1997 10:56:00 AM
From: Clark Kent   of 62581
 
ANOTHER Farm joke:

There were these two farmers, one was very wealthy and the other was very
poor. Well, it just
happened that their wives had birthdays on the same day.

The poor farmer said to the wealthy farmer, "What do you plan on getting
your wife for her birthday
tomorrow?"

"Well," he says, "I'm going to get her a Mercedes and a Mink coat".

"Why are you getting her a Mercedes AND a Mink coat?" asks the poor farmer.

"That way, if she doesn't like the mink coat, she can drive herself to the
store to return it!"

"By the way," the rich farmer asks, "what do you plan on getting your wife
tomorrow?"

"A pair of slippers and a dildo" replied the poor farmer.

"Why the dildo?"

"That way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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