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To: BKS who wrote ()	9/25/1996 1:38:00 PM
From: Barr	of 62578

Problems with Oral Directions .... OK, there was a woman in the hospital that was in a coma. She was hooked up to all sorts of heart-monitoring equipment. The monitor went Beep.........Beep..........Beep...........Beep (Real slow). Well, one day, the doctor was in the room while the nurse was giving the lady a sponge bath. The doctor noticed that whenever the sponge got close to the ladies private parts, the monitor went Beep....Beep.....Beep.....Beep (Just a little bit faster.) Well, this gives the doctor an idea. He calls the husband into the room and tells him about his idea. "We are going to take this heart monitoring equipment out into the hallway, and I want you to have oral sex with your wife in the hopes that it will bring her out of her coma." Well, of course, the husband agrees to it. So, all of the equipment is moved out into the hallway. The doctor watches the monitor... Beep.............Beep.......Beep....Beep..Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (It FLATLINES!) The doctor runs into the room "What happened? What happened?!" the doctor yells. "I don't know," says the husband, "I guess she choked on it."

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