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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Steve who wrote (364)11/21/1996 6:07:00 PM
From: Carl T Hammerdorfer   of 62581
 
An old man and woman sit on a porch in their rocking chairs. The man gets up and tells his wife he's going to the kitchen.

"Can I bring you anything?" he asks.

"Oh, I guess a bowl of ice cream would be nice," she responds.

"Anything else?"

"Maybe some whipped cream on it," she answers.

"And that's all?" he asks.

"Well I guess you could put some nuts on it too."

As the old man turns to go in the house, his wife suggests he write it down. "Otherwise you're bound to forget," she says.

Annoyed, the old man says, "I won't forget," and he walks off.

After twenty minutes the man finally returns. He hands his wife a plate with two over-easy eggs and buttered toast.

"You see, you old fool," the woman says. "I told you to write it down. You went and forgot the bacon."
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