Got this one e-mailed to me, thought I'd pass it along.
Ray had a case of tennis elbow so he went to the doctors office. The nurse handed him a bottle and told him they needed a urine sample. Ray gave the urine sample and waited for the doctor.
After a few minutes, the doctor called him in.
"So, you have a bad case of tennis elbow?" asked the doctor.
"Yes", said Ray, "The nurse must have told you."
"No, Actually I found out from your urinalysis."
"That's impossible. You can't tell a case of tennis elbow from a urinalysis." retorted Ray.
"We have a new machine", said the doctor, "It's really amazing."
The doctor gave him a few pain killers and told him to take it easy for a while. Ray went home, convinced that the doctor had lied to him, so a week later, he peed in a bottle, had his wife and daughter pee in the bottle, added some crankcase oil from his engine, and for good measure, he jerked off into the bottle. He went to the doctors office and handed the nurse the bottle.
"I'm here for my checkup." said Ray.
The nurse went into the back with the bottle. He could hear a machine wind up followed by clanking and gears grinding for nearly an hour. Finally the machine wound down and the doctor called him in.
Ray went into the room and sat down. The doctor looked at him. "I have some bad new for you, Ray", said the doctor. "Your daughter's pregnant, your wife has V.D., your car is about to throw a rod, and if you don't stop jerking off, that tennis elbow is never going to heal." |
