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Guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He looks down the bar and sees a huge gorilla washing dishes. The guy asks the bartender, "Hey, what's wigh the gorilla?" The bartender responds, "Watch this!" He reaches under the bar, pulls out a big cast iron frying pan, walks up behind the gorilla and smashes him in the head with it. With that, the gorilla drops to his knees, unbuttons the bartenders jeans, services him, zips the jeans back up, and goes back to washing dishes. The bartender then asks the patron, "Not bad huh, want to give it a try?" To which the guy responds, "Well sure, just don't hit me that hard with the pan." |