TBG - HMR. Yes indeedy do! HMR is what you are, impressive through and through. The Kindness, Cheer, Percipience, gives us all our due. We can't all be so smart and bright, shining like a star, it's better to just come on in, simply as we are. Judy you should have no doubt, you've cheered us up a lot, you need not be a genius, vanilla hits the spot. Alfred E is quite the man, he sees it how it is; when Wall Street falls and crumbles down, he's off to do some biz. He makes us welcome, feel so good, despite the margin call, that in we flock with wide-eyed gaze, seeking Goofi food. Goofi mugs, analysis, every post replied to, kind bright words, investor cheer, no criticism undue.
So come on in and feel just fine, in existential bliss. Gold, Z Dog, ginseng, Mr Sherrie, tungsten, who'd leave and miss this?
A Goofi mark is feeling proud to be the real greenie, and walk right up through laughter loud to buy the bargain Genie. So when Spike brags that we are fools, stunted, dull and slow, we quietly wait and wait some more because we really know, that though they laugh and poke some fun at how naive we are, when time is done it's us, the Goofs who'll have the HMR.
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In gratitude, respect and amusement, I hereby bestow upon one said Weiss Guy Llama - The Big Goofi, the honorific "HMR" - Honorary Mangere Resident.
Like being "Webnapped", it isn't actually a thing you can refuse [as you will be aware from my Japanese son posting an illicit picture of me in his web page and Cadet's virtual hijacking]. So without any further ado or undue ceremony, that is that. Permission is hereby also granted to indelibly mark your Goofi Mug with the letters in Heraldic Design in proportions to suit your aesthetic sense. A bit like the Tane Token - you can establish your own value.
Naturally Goofi Winner - Official Mangere Resident.
[As you will see, the "HMR" honorific does not come lightly. How many posts ago did you enquire about this title?] |
