Fed up with the hectic lifestyle of being a stockbroker, Joe and his wife decide to give it all up to become pig farmers. So they buy 4 female pigs and contact a local pig farmer to get them studded.
"It'll cost you $100 per pig", says the farmer, "but I guarantee my results". When asked how they will know if the pigs are pregnant, the farmer replies, "Pigs never lie in the sun when they get pregnant". Satisfied, Joe tells the farmer that he'll bring the pigs right over.
So Joe loads the 4 pigs into the back of his truck and drives them to the farm. There, he waits around for the remainder of the day, brings the pigs home, and goes to sleep.
In the morning, he looks out the window to see all 4 pigs lying in the sunshine. "Bring 'em back", says the farmer, "I guarantee my results". So Joe loads the pigs up into his truck, drives to the farm, and spends another entire day at the farm.
The next morning, Joe looks out the window to see, unfortunately, that the pigs are again lying in the sun. "It didn't work again", groaned Joe over the phone. "I guarantee my results. Bring them back one more time and I'll use my champion stud this time". So Joe once again loads the pigs up into the back of the truck and drives them to the farm.
The next morning, Joe asks his wife, "Honey, I can't bear to see those pigs in the sun again. Would you please look out the window and tell me what they're doing?".
His wife looks out the window and says, "Oh my!!".
"What", says Joe, "are they lying in the shade???".
"Nooo...", says his wife.
"Ahhh, then they're lying in the sun again", said Joe.
"Well, noooo..., they're not lying in the sun, either".
"Well then, what are they doing?", asked Joe.
"Well, three of the pigs are in the back of the truck, and the fourth is in the front seat beeping the horn". |
