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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Sam Armstrong who wrote ()12/7/1997 12:52:00 PM
From: George M.  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
A fellow is going out with the guys for a few beers and tells his wife that he is going to wear the new shirt she just gave him. She tells him to wear an old one cause everytime he drinks he gets sick on the front of his shirt. He says that he will be good this time and not get sick. After lots of beer, sure enough he gets sick on the front of his new shirt. He tells his friend that he is really going to catch hell when he gets home. Friend tells him to put $10. in his shirt pocket and when his wife says anything tell her that someone else did it and the $10. is to pay for the dry cleaning. When he gets home, wife spots the mess on the front of his shirt and starts to give it to him. " Stop" he says, someone else did it and he reaches in his shirt pocket for the money. She asks what it is for and he tells her that the $10. is for dry cleaning the shirt. She says OK, but there is another $10 bill there, what is that for. He says Oh, that's from the guy that shit my plants.
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