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From: onepath	10/2/2009 1:13:18 AM
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> Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. > Both were very faithful and loving wives, however > They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi > Breezers. > > Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to > Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought > She would take off her panties and use them. > > Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive > Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. > > She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave > That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she > Proceeded to wipe with that. > > After the girls did their business, they proceeded to > Go home. > > The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned > That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: > "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" > > "That's nothing," said the other husband, > "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that > said..... > > 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "

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