PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN
8:15- Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30- Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45- Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15- Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00- Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30- Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00- Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45- Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
1:00- Shopping with friends.
3:00- Nap.
4:00- A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15- Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
5:30- Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
7:30- Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00- Hot shower. Alone.
10:30- Make love.
11:00- Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15- Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00- Alarm.
6:01- Blowjob.
6:20- Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00- Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, hashbrowns and coffee.
7:30- Limo arrives.
7:45- Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15- Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30- Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45- Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:30- Blowjob
11:45- Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15- Blowjob.
12:30- Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15- Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay Sapphire martinis.
2:20- Blowjob
2:30- Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15- Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15- Blowjob
4:30- Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00- Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00- Watch Sportscenter.
7:30- Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20oz. New York strip.
9:00- Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00- Have sex with two 19 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00- Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45- Go to bed.
11:46- Blowjob
11:59- Let loose a 12 second, 4 tone fart. The dog leaves the room.
12:00- Sleep. |
