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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Prasanna L Soni who wrote (384)12/11/1996 4:26:00 PM
From: Nick I. Porreco   of 62574
 

THE PLAN

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN
AND THEN CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS,
AND THE PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT SUBSTANCE,
AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACES OF THE WORKERS,

AND THEY SPOKE UNTO THEIR GROUP HEADS, SAYING :
"THE PLAN IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKS!"

AND THE GROUP HEADS WENT TO THEIR SECTION HEADS AND SAID :
"IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF!"

AND THE SECTION HEADS WENT TO THEIR MANAGERS AND SAID :
"IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH
THAT NONE HERE MAY ABIDE BY IT!"

AND THE MANAGERS WENT TO THEIR DIRECTOR AND SAID UNTO HIM :
"IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH!"

AND THE DIRECTOR WENT TO THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR AND SAID UNTO HIM :
"IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH AND IT IS VERY STRONG!"

AND THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR WENT TO THE VICE PRESIDENT AND SAID UNTO HIM:
"IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IT IS VERY POWERFUL!"

AND THE VICE PRESIDENT WENT TO THE PRESIDENT AND SAID UNTO HIM:
"THIS POWERFUL NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THE COMPANY AND THIS DEPARTMENT IN PARTICULAR!"

AND THE PRESIDENT LOOKED UPON THE PLAN AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY!





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