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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: Lazarus_Long who started this subject8/23/2004 10:36:41 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
ARKANSAS

A young guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All
the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some
pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from
around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Toronto, Canada." The
bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a
Taxidermist." The bartender says, "A Taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
Taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" The guy replies, "No, a Taxidermist
doesn't drive taxis. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers,
"It's okay boys. He's one of us!"......
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