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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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From: Ian@SI4/12/2011 2:23:47 PM
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Mother of all Naughty SMS Jokes


* If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation!



* What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN!



* While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.



* Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.



* What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!



* Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:
One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are fucked.



* Same Sex Marriage:
What's the big deal in same sex marriages? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years

and had the same old sex all that time.



* Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both are pregnant!
Tragedy: When you are not responsible for either pregnancy.

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