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From: Aggie	4/30/2011 5:40:10 PM
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The Bass Boat A good ole West Virginia boy named Cletus won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the hell you gonna do with that. We live on a mountain and there ain't no lake deep enough to float a boat within 200 miles of here." Cletus says, "I done won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother Virgil came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his gol-darned bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. Virgil heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in the bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What the hell are you doing, Cletus?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing." Virgil yells, "It's people like you that gives folks from West Virginia a bad name, makin' everybody think we is stupid. I swear, if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass." Regards to all (and Good Fishing) Aggie

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