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To: bob who wrote (4090)	1/25/1998 3:22:00 AM
From: bob	of 62566

Two doctors in a Navy hospital hallway were complaining about Nurse Jenny: "She's incredibly stupid. She does everything absolutely backwards," said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 ours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He almost died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 4 hours. She tried to give him 4 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Damn!" said the first doctor, breaking into a run. "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Admiral Smith's boil!"

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