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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Oblivious who wrote (44993)7/20/2011 9:11:21 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™1 Recommendation   of 62558
 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied.

GZ
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