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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: rony3355 who wrote (4544)1/28/1998 9:08:00 AM
From: Alejo Balingit   of 62563
 
There was a farmer who owned a bull and a donkey. He kept them side
by side in his barn. One day the farmer sees the bull with a HUGE
one and amour in his eyes. The farmer immediately panics because he
didn't want the bull mating with the donkey. He runs to the house
and gets a bucket of ice cold water and throws it over the bull.
Nothing. The bull is as amourous as ever. The farmer begins to kick
the bull between the legs hoping that it would do the trick. Nope.

Throughout the day the farmer tries all he can but the bull keeps it
up. The farmer has grown weary and night is falling. Out of
desperation the farmer thinks "The bull can't mate with what he can't
see." He goes to his bedroom and removes his bedsheet, runs to the
barn and puts it over the donkey's back covering him from head to toe.

The next morning the farmer goes back to the barn to see that the bull
is back to normal with a satisfied look on his face. He looks over
to the the donkey and is panicked to see that he is gone! He runs
through the fields looking for the donkey to no avail. He comes to
a dirt road and sees a man scratching his head. The farmer askes him,
"Excuse me sir, did you happen to see a donkey running with a bedsheet
on his back?" To this the man replied, "No, but I saw a donkey running that way with a handkerchief in his ass!"
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