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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tom Smith who wrote (459)12/16/1996 10:35:00 PM
From: Eric Tai   of 62578
 
The Russian President visited Japan. After dinner, the Japanese
Prime Minister took him to a traditional Japanese dance show. After
the show, they went back to their car. One the way, the Russian
President saw some people pissing on the street corner.
He asked the Japanese Prime Minister why. The Japanese Prime
Minister said that they probably drank too much beer or wine.
The Russian President said, "No one drink more than the Russians,
but we don't piss on the street corner." The Japanese Prime
Minister was real angry and he did not utter another word
for the rest of the night.

Two months later, the Japanese Prime Minister visited Moscow.
After dinner, the Russian President wanted to bring him to
the National Ballet show. The Japanese Prime Minister said no
and said that he just wanted to be driven around Moscow at the night
time. So they drove around Moscow. The Japanese Prime Minister
looked everywhere for two hours but was very disappointed
because he did not see anyone pissing at the street corners.
So finally they headed back to the hotel.

Just two blocks from the hotel, the Japanese Prime Minister saw
a man pissing at the street corner and he was real happy. He said to
the Russian President,"You told me no Russians piss on the street
corners but how come I saw one over there." The Russian President
was real upset and he told the secret police in the car,"Stop
the car. Arrest the man pissing on the street. Send him to
Siberia."

Two minutes later, the secret police came back and
reported to the Russian President,"We just arrested the
Japanese Ambassador, are we going to send him to Siberia?"
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