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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: ken whited who wrote (4608)2/4/1998 4:42:00 PM
From: ken whited   of 62554
 
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep,
awakening around eight PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman
to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove
home. "Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary
and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up
until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,

"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf !
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