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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: DanZ who wrote (463)12/18/1996 1:39:00 PM
From: Arif Nurani   of 62578
 
Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough
they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play
with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and
as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it
twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another
shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I
take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just
for the fun of it." And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The
first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the
third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to fuck
the cat."
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