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To: Jay Rommel who wrote (4654)2/10/1998 4:16:00 PM
From: Jay Rommel   of 62552
 
Hey guys - try this new improved formula ...

1.First of all, pick the number of times a month that you would like to have sex.
2.Multiply this number by 4.
3.Add 5.
4.Multiply it by 250.
5.If you have already had your birthday this year, add 748.
If you haven't, add 747.
6.Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born.
RESULTS:
You should now have a four or five digit number:
The first digit ( or 2 digits if you are really horny ) of this was your original number (I.e. how many times you would like to have sex each month ).
The next digit will always be a zero.
The last two digits are your age!!!
Here is why this formula works ...

Taken as it is stated below, the formula is ( where X is the number of times you "want to go out" )

I used my birth year - 1957 - for the example ( and 1747 because I haven't had my birthday yet )

(((X * 2) + 5 ) * 50 ) + 1747 - 1957 = "3 digit number"

this formula can be simplified to

( X * 100 ) + 250 + 1747 - 1957

i.e. saying (((X * 2) + 5 ) * 50 ) is the same as saying ( X * 2 * 50 ) + ( 5 * 50 ) or X * 100 + 250

now notice that 1747 + 250 = 1997 ( or plus 1748 = 1998 ) i.e. the year when your last birthday occurred - if you subtract your birth year ( 1957 ) from the year your last birthday occurred you will always end up with your current age ...

So you can see that the formula really simplifies down to multiplying the number of times you "want to go out in a week" times 100 - to give you the leading digit(s) in a three ( or four ) digit number - and adding you age to it -

My "NEW" formula simply multiplies X times 1000 instead of 100 and uses 747 or 748 instead of 1747 or 1748 because 5 * 250 is 1250 instead to 250 ...
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