A young Catholic priest, Father Clancy, has just received his first posting in a remote
parish in eastern Canada after finishing his seminary studies. He was very fortunate to
be placed under the tutalage of the seasoned Father O'Reilly.
Father O'Reilly of course took full advantage of his new intern by scooting out to play
golf on Saturdays and Sundays whenever possible. He simply left his young priest with
simple instructions such a list of penance for all sins for confessional.
The young Father Clancy had little trouble with dishing out the traditinal 5 our fathers
and 3 hail marys for the coveting the neighbors wife and the 2 our fathers and 3 hail
mary's for swearing.
It was only when young sheliegh confided to him in the confessional that she had
performed oral sex on her boyfriend. Well young Clancy certainly felt uncomfortable
being only 23 years old himself and supposedly taken a vow of chastity,looked the list
up and down finding no sin or penance.
In a panic young Father Clancy ran out of his confessional booth and located an alter
boy and asked him quickly " Adam, Adam, tell me young man, what does Father
O'Reilly normally give for a blow job?
Young adam looked up and calmly replied:
>>>>>Normally a pepsi and a bag of chips<<<<
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A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!!!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays."
A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,
"Sorry,... You've had two warnings!"
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Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan
Interviewer: Married?
Tarzan: Wife Jane
Interviewer: Children?
Tarzan: Son boy
Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?
Tarzan: Tarzen, King of the Jungle
Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name
Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy |
