>>> Reagan, Nixon, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The announcement comes on, "She's going down." Reagan shouts "OK, now, women and children first!" Nixon shouts "Screw the women and children!" Clinton says, "Wow - do you think we have time?" <<<
Given recently disclosed events this joke, posted by Lone Star in 1996, should probably be framed as a classic. I thought it was funny then and I still can't stop laughing now !...
Here's another one I heard recently:
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, two girls are coming over this weekend and they are hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is potent. Drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes."
The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need some Blue Ice."
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says,
"Are you crazy, you can't put Blue Ice on your penis. It is way too sensitive for any type of muscle pain reliever."
The guy says, "No, no, it's not for that. It's for my arm. I drank the whole bottle of your potion but the girls never showed up!"...
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