carolyn- Not only have I decided to keep the toilet seat in the raised position after reading this (bottom of linked page) story, I now carry a minature flame thrower with me into the bathroom. One can never be too careful.
P.S. After reading the first story, I am no longer licking envelopes, either. LOL!
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Beware Toilet Seat Spiders!
An article by Dr. Beverly Clark, in the Journal of the United Medical Association (JUMA): The mystery behind a recent spate of deaths has been solved.
If you haven't already heard about it in the news, here is what happened:
Three women in Chicago, turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. Many women died showing these same symptoms, did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited
the same restaurant (Big Chappies, at Blare Airport), within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail. The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her
check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the South American Blush Spider (arachnius gluteus), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp, climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere. Several days later a lawyer from Los Angeles showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from New York, changing planes in Chicago, before returning home. He did not visit Big Chappies while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a
puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in
South America. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from South America, and discovered the Blush spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about.
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Great stories for the campfire, (see if you can locate Blare Airport anywhere) aren't they! LOL. |
