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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Steve who wrote (471)12/20/1996 11:07:00 AM
From: Tom Smith   of 62578
 
Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan and Arnold Schwarzenegger receive invitations to a holiday costume party. They decide to go together and dress as classical composers, so they go down to the Beverly Hills costume supply store. The store manager sees them come in and says, "Hello gentlemen. What costumes can I get for you?"

Sylvester Stallone walks up to the manager and says, "I'll be Beethoven." So the manager goes into the storage room and returns with a Beethoven costume.

Hulk Hogan then steps up and says, "I'll be Mozart." The manager goes to the storage room and brings out a Mozart costume.

Arnold Schwarzenegger then walks up and says, "I'll be Bach."

[Sorry. Hope the firing squad is out of bullets.]
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